While in search of Sheriff of Nottingham, Robin Hood gets lost in Bronx; shoots traffic court officer instead

After dropping off fellow parishioners from church, Denise Delgado-Brown thought she'd been hit in the stomach with a baseball... PSYCHE BITCH! it was a 30 inch arrow. After screaming bloody murder, she was taken to St Barnabas Hospital where she's expected to fully recover from her encounter with the Prince of Thieves. Police do not suspect any foul play, however Friar Tuck has been contacted for questioning.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/03162009/news/regionalnews/bronx/woman_hit_with_30_inch_arrow_speaks_out_159862.htm