Cocktioneer Wanted

It seems this young lady, Alina Percea of Romania, is auctioning off her Va Jay Jay in hopes she'll get a bid large enough to pay for her college tuition. She says she hopes to find more than just money through this process stating, “I want to meet a gentle, respectful and generous man." Alina also has papers that guarantee she is a virgin...where does one get ahold of such documents? I've got news for you Ms. Percea, the gentlemen who respond to this auction offer will be anything but gentle and respectable...i'd say they'll fall more along the lines of aggressive, old and a tad bit rapey. But Alina Percea, if by gentle you mean "sloweffs" and by "generous" you mean "well hung", then I believe the staff at SlowEff might be willing to "Fund" you in your quest to attend college. Gidddy UP


Check out the little auctioneer and the rest of her article at the link below.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2337687.ece