Michael Jackson Soundboard

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards/play/6253/

Have a ball with this...maybe block your cell number and prank call an old girlfriend and show her what kind of man you are.

HAAHAHAAHAHAH

In case you can't fully see the ad, here is the break down.

A lady with heartburn needs something to sooth her chest pains so she turns to Gaviscon...takes the product, that as advertised, feels like "A Fireman Came In Your Mouth"- meaning it puts out the fire that heart burn caused. An issue of translation I suppose.

Here is the link if you want to get the full view.

http://adhack.com/community/blog/james-sherrett/gaviscon-its-fireman-came-your-mouth

I Effing Dare You: Grandma's Orders

Kathryn Winkfein, age 72, was pulled over on the highway and issued a speeding ticket. When the officer asked her to sign the ticket she grew some balls and let the officer know she wasn't happy. Shouting expletives (ie "eff this", "eff that") she refused to comply with the officer's request...and then things got really real. Officer Bieze opened the car door and explained to little old grandma Winkfein that if she continued to resist he would have to arrest her. She didn't give an eff and continued to cause a scene even after stepping out of her vehicle. It was at that point that Officer Beize told Grandma he would have to taze her if she did not step back from the road and comply...to which she replied "Go ahead, Taze Me", the officer again tried to get control of Winkfein but she twisted away. He again informed her he would taze her if she did not cooperate...at which point she said "I Dare You!"....famous last words Grandma Winkfein...the officer tazed her and arrested her for resisting arrest. Lesson to be learned here people, it does not matter who you are...if you eff with the law/ask them to taze you...ya gonna get TAZED Bitch!

here is the link

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31202935/

THE RUSE: i Tunes Free Single of The Week

Everyone should go to i Tunes and check out the free single of the week, "Beautiful is Gone" by The Ruse. It's a great song by a great band and its free...Don't be an effer, go get yer download on.

You can also check them out at www.rusemusic.com

iTunes Store - The Ruse - Beautiful Is Gone - Single of the Week

Below is another song called "Swallow You" from the same album "Midnight In The City"

R.I.P Kung Fu Mastah

Actor David Carradine, best known for his role in the 1970's show Kung Fu and later roles as the Sensei of Yellow book ads and the hit movies Kill Bill, was found dead in a Bangkok, Thailand Hotel room. The location begs obvious speculation....hookers, drugs, nun chuks, long staff, samurai swords, those knives Rafael used to brandish....etc. Either way, the world lost a true NINJA and when a ninja dies, 13 Hello Kitty (whatever the eff they're called) Franchises in Japan shutter their doors...FACT.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/06/04/obit.david.carradine/index.html

Ohhhh Shit...There they are!

British Scientists are using high tech satellites to track the migration of emperor penguins...problem is they weren't able to see the penguins as they blend in with the ice. So, the scientists began looking for shit patches that stain the ice a nice "light brown". Exciting stuff guys...you should really read this article and utilize it at a dinner party when topical conversation drops off.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/06/02/penguin.satellite.images/index.html

Leroy Smith: Get Your Basketball On!

"Leroy Smith beat Michael Jordan out for the last spot on the Varsity Basketball Team in Tenth Grade...since then he's inspired countless others to acheive greatness."

The character was developed and is played by none other than Chaaaaarlie Murphy (Darkness). He has really gone over board with the creation of this guy Leroy Smith and an amazing website to follow. The site includes all sorts of games, drills to download, songs Leroy has done and other hilarities.

http://www.getyourbasketballon.com/home/

Some Effing Links

To Help You Pass Your time

Sadly, these people are not "on a boat bitch"
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/03/31/libya.boat.sinks/index.html
I recently discussed my disgust with this streaming update/twitter phenomenom. It seems Twitter and its stupid effing mascot the "fail whale" are gaining cult following on par with "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Tweeter Peeps are holding parties to honor the site, getting tatted up with the "fail whale" and just generally making Dr. SlowEff sick...I pray im strong enough to fend off any urge to get invovled with this shit...Be strong Dr, be strong.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/03/31/twitter.fail.whale/index.html?iref=t2test_techtues

All sorts of weird news not not worth reading
http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/index.html

A Cheaper way to fly?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,511798,00.html

Get Yer' Effing News 3/10/09

Mike Vicks house up on the market....dogpound included.

Washing machine liberated women most? So says the Vatican....

NASA needs to reclaim the moon....Japan and China are in tow!

Happy Anniversary QQQ

Octomom's new digs...Oh wait....no job, no husband, 14 kids...what's wrong with this picture?

Effing Links 3/9/09

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090309/ap_on_fe_st/odd_klondike_theft;_ylt=AgKTNw3lSE_TbyUB7zzIsoHtiBIF

I have begun saving to build this, who wants to join? I have had enough of Earth's effing shenanigans....
http://i.gizmodo.com/5146010/death-star-costs-156-septillion-14-trillion-times-the-us-debt

Philadelphians, get effed at Philly Beer Week, the biggest in the US.
http://www.usatoday.com/travel/destinations/2009-03-05-philly-beer-festival_N.htm

Maybe this kangaroo was drunk on Fosters beer?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29593952/

CNN Top 10 Film Quotes
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/09/film.quotes/index.html