Sarah Palin Just Farted.

She totes just farted. Look at her face...seriously, if that's not a post fart nervous grin i don't know what is.

Hillary Duff: Down For/On Her Man

In a recent string of pictures captured by a very sneaky photog and then posted on Barstoolsports.com, Ms. Hillary Duff was caught being proposed to, accepting said proposal, crying and then snapping a cell phone snippet to show her friends and fam. More importantly, she was then caught graciously felattio-ing her appreciative fiance. There are apparently four words a girl likes to say, those being, "he went to Jared." Well I say eff that because there are five words every guy loves to say, those being, "she went down on me." Here's the link below.












http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/hillary-duff-teaches-all-girls-how-to-handle-getting-engaged/

Perez Pummelled, Karma Still Undefeated

Karma: 1,933,894,448,243,512,982,464,486,201,008
Everyone Else: 0

A story out of the "I Can't Believe It Took This Long" column, celebrity blogger Perez Hilton finally got what was coming to her, a good old fashioned rough up. I'm not one to condone violence, hell, I'm not one to condone blogging either, but this one makes me chuckle a little bit. Mrs. Hilton continuously crosses the line about 10 times a day on his blog about peoples weight, appearance, and personal issues. It's clear that he sides with the same people all the time and continues to bash the people he dislikes. It was no surprise that one of those people that he continues to bash finally lashed out on him this weekend at the MuchMusic Awards After Party. Apparently the dust up involved the Black Eyed Peas and their manager "Marco" Polo Molina. Obviously this has turned into a giant she said-she said, but it's clear that no matter how much shit you talk, it's gonna come back to bite you in the ass.

I Don't Think I Really Need to Say Anything....