Post July 4th delayed birthday wishes to America...present to follow
Sarah Palin sucks...can't wait to see what this moose effer is going to do next...maybe take care of her special needs child like she should or maybe run for president? vomit
Elephants are used as begging leverage in Bangkok....i get it but i don't get it. http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/07/05/thailand.elephant.begging/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
Air McNair- officially classified as a murder...officially unfortunate...officially unsafe to date young waitresses from Dave and Busters
I received an email that said nothing more than "Nail Straight, Fits Great, $78" I like the rhyming action but they could atleast tell me more about the product.
And this is just gold....gold turd I might add.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529901,00.html?mep
Michael Jackson Memorial Today...R.I.P. MJ
Showing posts with label JB'ing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JB'ing. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
JB'ing: Heavy Stuff Man
1. what is the world coming to? seriously...thoughts, bueller...anyone?
2. Chace Crawford of Gossip Girl is America's Hottest Bachelor according to People...eff me for knowing this.
3. If you don't know about "Foxy Knoxy" you should google the girl...she's hot and in and italian jail on murder charges.
4. Eff the weather, eff it hard....summer solstice better bring its A game
5. and Iran, Iran so far away
6. it is on days like these that lunch ordering places me squarely at odds with summer time slim down....sausage and peppers with mozz on a hoagie= no problem
7. uhhhhhhh kavian?
It seems instead of a dick, this man has a full lower leg complete with soccer cleat, shin guard and knee high red sock...."hey babe, wanna eff?" In addition to that he has a man growing out of his ass and floating in mid air...im an idiot, yes i am.
2. Chace Crawford of Gossip Girl is America's Hottest Bachelor according to People...eff me for knowing this.
3. If you don't know about "Foxy Knoxy" you should google the girl...she's hot and in and italian jail on murder charges.
4. Eff the weather, eff it hard....summer solstice better bring its A game
5. and Iran, Iran so far away
6. it is on days like these that lunch ordering places me squarely at odds with summer time slim down....sausage and peppers with mozz on a hoagie= no problem
7. uhhhhhhh kavian?
It seems instead of a dick, this man has a full lower leg complete with soccer cleat, shin guard and knee high red sock...."hey babe, wanna eff?" In addition to that he has a man growing out of his ass and floating in mid air...im an idiot, yes i am.
Monday, June 8, 2009
JB'ing Dawg
Soulja Boy's latest song "kiss me through the phone" sucks...it sucks bags of dicks
Just had my haircut by a lady who was either on drugs (jawing like a mo fo) or she just had a nervous tick...regardless, the result was spot on Sweeney Todd's of Stamford, spot on.
Stephen Colbert has a business suit made of army issued camo...sweet and who is your tailor sir?
Bulgarian Techno is my new favorite musical genre...its the tits
Turning 26 is not as cool as turning 16 or 18 or 21...or for that matter, 22, 23, 24 or 25...however, it is not that bad.
Are Avocado's healthy?
Saw an Asain dude taking a dump in public last Friday...thought everyone should know.
The Orlando Magic are not Magical...I repeat...they do not possess any paranormal powers, they do not wield level 13 war hammers and they certainly will not win the NBA Finals
That is all
Just had my haircut by a lady who was either on drugs (jawing like a mo fo) or she just had a nervous tick...regardless, the result was spot on Sweeney Todd's of Stamford, spot on.
Stephen Colbert has a business suit made of army issued camo...sweet and who is your tailor sir?
Bulgarian Techno is my new favorite musical genre...its the tits
Turning 26 is not as cool as turning 16 or 18 or 21...or for that matter, 22, 23, 24 or 25...however, it is not that bad.
Are Avocado's healthy?
Saw an Asain dude taking a dump in public last Friday...thought everyone should know.
The Orlando Magic are not Magical...I repeat...they do not possess any paranormal powers, they do not wield level 13 war hammers and they certainly will not win the NBA Finals
That is all
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
JB'ing: 5 Questions Everyone Should Ask Themsleves
5 Questions I like to ask strangers and think everyone should ask themselves. I'll answer them to give you an idea.
If you were a Super Hero what would your name be? Stronger Man
If you had a racehorse what would you call it? In homage to my favorite italian I would name my horse "The Mozz is 86'd"
If you were a rapper what would you call yourself? Grand Alibabatross
If you owned a Bar what would you name it? Your Mom's
If you had a movie filmed about your life what would the title be? "I Am Not A Doctor?"
Please feel free to answer these in the comments section...it's nice to get a gauge on the "weirdo" level of our readers.
If you were a Super Hero what would your name be? Stronger Man
If you had a racehorse what would you call it? In homage to my favorite italian I would name my horse "The Mozz is 86'd"
If you were a rapper what would you call yourself? Grand Alibabatross
If you owned a Bar what would you name it? Your Mom's
If you had a movie filmed about your life what would the title be? "I Am Not A Doctor?"
Please feel free to answer these in the comments section...it's nice to get a gauge on the "weirdo" level of our readers.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
JB'ing
There is a giant floating world of trash the size of Texas in the Pacific Ocean...Eat more fish? http://popsci.typepad.com/popsci/2007/10/giant-island-of.html
Jose Canseco was knocked the eff out by the tallest Asian man I have ever seen....Oh Herro Hose.
In an article in Metro, the nyc subway publication, an HR rep recommends using "Brother Trucker" and "what the french toast" as substitutes for "Mother Fucker" and "What the Fuck" in the office place...I suggest they just say "EFF" instead. I also dislike the negative vibe those substitutes place on brothers and french toast.
When it is rainy outside I recommend listening to this little diddy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25qiZy7vmqY&feature=related
Really intelligent person calls 911 over missing juicebox...it better have been Hi-C Ecto Cooler
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2009/05/27/carter.or.911.juice.box.kptv Annnnnd of course this involved McDonalds.
Watch Cake Boss on TLC...he will blow your mind
Don't watch Real Housewives of New Jersey. One of the ladies has a Mr. Bigglesworth cat and it makes me want to vomit. Also, watching any of the "Real Housewives" shows will cause AIDS...so there is another reason.
Jose Canseco was knocked the eff out by the tallest Asian man I have ever seen....Oh Herro Hose.
In an article in Metro, the nyc subway publication, an HR rep recommends using "Brother Trucker" and "what the french toast" as substitutes for "Mother Fucker" and "What the Fuck" in the office place...I suggest they just say "EFF" instead. I also dislike the negative vibe those substitutes place on brothers and french toast.
When it is rainy outside I recommend listening to this little diddy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25qiZy7vmqY&feature=related
Really intelligent person calls 911 over missing juicebox...it better have been Hi-C Ecto Cooler
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2009/05/27/carter.or.911.juice.box.kptv Annnnnd of course this involved McDonalds.
Watch Cake Boss on TLC...he will blow your mind
Don't watch Real Housewives of New Jersey. One of the ladies has a Mr. Bigglesworth cat and it makes me want to vomit. Also, watching any of the "Real Housewives" shows will cause AIDS...so there is another reason.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Jb'ing
A new section of the blog entitled Jb'ing (just bloggin) in which I will simply say things...because everyone seems to think its cool when they do it on twitter.
A couple things:
I baked my own pizza last night and it was the shit.
Today is really nice out...people should get together on days like this and take their clothes off and frolic...instead we get dressed and do not frolic.
I am having a difficult time deciding whether or not I want to eat a tasty salad or a tasty sub for lunch...9 times out of 10 the tasty sub wins this battle.
How about these playoff series going on right now? Mad action in bball and hockey, sprinkle in some baseball and I can't think of a better time for sports...other than football season I suppose.
Who the hell is Reneee Zelwigger and is she relevant anymore?
Apparently some waitress shot a lady over a food dispute...."I said hold the mother effing oni....ahhhhh, i been shot in my leg!"
http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=73684&catid=2
Do not talk shit to Kenyon Martin's Mother...Mark Cuban I'm talking to you.
Somali pirates have been semi quiet lately...good for them. I can only hope they are re-working their look and re-upping on swords and cannons.
"hot sake and cold enagi, could anything be more sublime"- how drole
that is all
A couple things:
I baked my own pizza last night and it was the shit.
Today is really nice out...people should get together on days like this and take their clothes off and frolic...instead we get dressed and do not frolic.
I am having a difficult time deciding whether or not I want to eat a tasty salad or a tasty sub for lunch...9 times out of 10 the tasty sub wins this battle.
How about these playoff series going on right now? Mad action in bball and hockey, sprinkle in some baseball and I can't think of a better time for sports...other than football season I suppose.
Who the hell is Reneee Zelwigger and is she relevant anymore?
Apparently some waitress shot a lady over a food dispute...."I said hold the mother effing oni....ahhhhh, i been shot in my leg!"
http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=73684&catid=2
Do not talk shit to Kenyon Martin's Mother...Mark Cuban I'm talking to you.
Somali pirates have been semi quiet lately...good for them. I can only hope they are re-working their look and re-upping on swords and cannons.
"hot sake and cold enagi, could anything be more sublime"- how drole
that is all
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