JB'ing Dawg

Soulja Boy's latest song "kiss me through the phone" sucks...it sucks bags of dicks

Just had my haircut by a lady who was either on drugs (jawing like a mo fo) or she just had a nervous tick...regardless, the result was spot on Sweeney Todd's of Stamford, spot on.

Stephen Colbert has a business suit made of army issued camo...sweet and who is your tailor sir?

Bulgarian Techno is my new favorite musical genre...its the tits

Turning 26 is not as cool as turning 16 or 18 or 21...or for that matter, 22, 23, 24 or 25...however, it is not that bad.

Are Avocado's healthy?

Saw an Asain dude taking a dump in public last Friday...thought everyone should know.

The Orlando Magic are not Magical...I repeat...they do not possess any paranormal powers, they do not wield level 13 war hammers and they certainly will not win the NBA Finals

That is all