In an effort to expose children to the virus early on in the hopes of building a resistance to it, parents have held Swine Flu parties. Makes sense, sounds a little crazy and believe it or not, this is not the first time such parties have been held. Back in the day people would have "Measles Parties" and "Chicken Pox Parties" for the same reasons. Popular games played at these parties are "Pin the Swine on the Toddler" and "Everyone Kiss Each other". Additionally, only one cup, one fork, one seat and zero soap are present at these parties to ensure the desired result.
I imagine it all plays out like this:
1. a kid gets swine flu
2. entrepreneurial parent decides to capitalize on the illness
3. Parent calls other parents offering invites to an "H1N1 Lollapalooza" with a charge per each child who needs to be infected.
4. Other parents R.S.V.P which of course stand for "Registered. Swine. Virus. Participant"
5. Parents arrive at party with kids and check made payable to the "host parent" and thenn they toss the kids in a room and make them roll all over each other.
6. "host parent" cleans up some nice green and the rest of the parents leave happy and assured that their kiddies will get super sick in the name of resisting a future outbreak of the virus....Bravo
Sounds like a page out of the Gay Orgy book only with those parties no one had any idea what they were gonna catch...whammy
http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/06/30/flu.party/index.html
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