I didn't watch it: a movie review of a movie i've never seen

The "Taking of Pelham 123" is on the burner today and I will start by recommending they remove the "1" and "3" and just take a number "2" on themselves...if that doesn't make sense to the many people who do not think like I, Dr. Sloweff, here is what I mean: The movie should take a shit on itself. Complicated..yes, deserved...also yes.

Again its bad guy Jonny T making mayhem, much like he did in "Broken Arrow" only this time, instead of war heads, he's taken a subway car full of people, disconnected it and trapped himself in between subway stations. As the men in Guiness commercials say "Brilliant"...and as Dr. SlowEFF says..."your an effing retard." The plot obviously thickens and leads "innocent" subway car operator man aka Denzel to the position of saver of the day- ver, er, er. Anyways...Hollywood, Im not buying it. Two names like Washinton and Travolta don't make a movie great unless of course the movie is great...and in this case I can assume this movie sucks...deep and long and hard. Also I bet i would hate the camera angles they use in the filming of the movie...and they had better not make the NYC MTA subways look any sort of neat because those things are dirty effing cellars I tell ya...

I give this movie 4 effing sucks out of a possible 5

Sloweff and Roeper...Out