Happy Gilmore is Alive?

An Arizona man has recently been charged with 6 counts of assault after a golf game gone wrong.

Nathan Moore was coming around the front nine at the Maricopa Golf Course and preparing to scavenge his club selection for the appropriate "stick" to tackle the dog leg left, par 4 hole number 10. It's a challenging hole that I have not played before...as I've never even been to Arizona..but enough about me, let's talk about Nathan. After selecting his club...a 3 wood, that he'd been hitting quite well thus far that day, he approached the tee box and prepared to drive that little white ball the distance. It was at this point that Mr. Moore noticed a young boy, 12 years of age, rummaging around the bushes looking for golf balls. Mr. Moore, intoxicated as well as being a huge dick head, did not appreciate what he viewed as golf ball theft. He then proceeded to give this 12 year old boy a crotch grab neck grab toss into the bushes and finished things off with a nice 3 wood to the femur for good measure. Seriously Nathan?

I suggest you go Eff yourself...and leave the Happy Gilmore shit for the movies.

http://www.azcentral.com/community/swvalley/articles/2009/06/04/20090604swv-golfer0604-ON.html