Dog Eats Weed, Demands Nachos

Great Story out of Seattle today, it appears that "Jack," a lab mix, got into a stoners stash of sticky grass in a local park. After Jack reappeared from the woods "dizzy" and "disoriented" he immediately made his way into the kitchen where he grabbed a bag of funions and went into the living room where he reportedly listened to Hendrix and remarked about the "Good Ol' Days" for about 3 hours. Jack then dozed off for 45 minutes and woke up cranky and irritable. No word as to whether Jacks idea for choclate covered cheeseburgers will ever take off.