What would you do if a scary looking girl proposed sex out of nowhere at a bar? Some people I know would accept, I would probably blush somewhat, say no thank you and remove myself from the situation. What would you do if the same girl proposed sex in exchange for chips? I'm not talking about poker chips late-night in Vegas or AC, I'm talking straight-up Ruffles, Pringles, or Crunchers if you will. I myself, would RUN far far away and never return to the location of such a disturbing request. Pray with me Forrest, "Dear God...Make me a bird.. so I can fly far far away from here..Dear God...Make me a bird...so I can fly far far away from here" You get the picture.....
Few questions I'd ask myself while sprinting quicker than Usain Bolt..the fastest thing running....
1) Would somebody have sex with this woman sans chip exchange? Probably...then why the chips?
2) Would she try to eat Tostitos Hint of Lime (delicious I might add) off me in some weird sex act and/or eat me? I hope not..nightmares
3) Why does this woman associate chips with sex? Disturbing childhood or perhaps she just loves crunching chips and this damm recession is holding her back.
"Tell her friends like Fritos I'm trying to Lay".......please follow up at your own discretion......
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