Is 7 Inches Enough to Blow Your Mind?

In what seems to be an erotic pattern forming, Burger King's new Super Seven Incher sandwich was intended to "blow your mind away" and "fill your desire for something long, juicy [and flame grilled]". But apparently all it's done is start a sexy uproar over it's naughty print advertisement in Singapore.

Seems that some think the ad is "outlandish", going so far as saying "the American cheese on the sandwich seemed a little too white." Now that's outlandish… actually no, that's mayonnaise. But while Americans are scrambling to cover their PC asses in a last ditch effort to not piss off every country, Singaporeans like the campaign and apparently the 7 inches of flame grilled juicy goodness that comes with it. That's what she said. Might I remind you that this is Singapore we're talking about.

This Just In: P-ing O rivals the C

Condophobes unite! it seems a new study has found that the time tested method of "pulling out" has been proven about as effective as wearing a love glove. Take note that you must first ensure that your partner is clean, but now you know that the odds of seeding your mate are much lower than initially thought. So for now, leave the jimmy hats for the sailors.

Manny Caught With a Different Type of Performance Enhancing Drugs

News Flash: One of the greatest hitters in the steroid generation of baseball has been caught with performance enhancing drugs. WAIT! Don't burn your Manny jerseys yet. It seems as though that Man-Ram was caught with Sexually Performance Enhancing Drugs . Unlike on the field, apparently Manny doesn't have control over his wood off of it. The drug he tested positive for both increases blood flow and testosterone which are one of the beneficial effects of regular PEDs. Heres to holding out hope that Manny's other stick's not juiced...or is, depending on what you're going for.

TWSS

It squeaks when you bang it

The first of many in this category. What an amazing concept the writers and cast of The Office have come across with this catchy zinger. Enjoy...T.W.S.S.

Has McDonalds Gone Too Far?

In a recent perverted marketing ploy sure to grab your attention, McDonalds has turned to a more "in your face" method of selling their food. On print ads in the store, as well as on bags and food wrappers, it seems the fast food juggernaut has taken a sticky page out of the X-rated industry’s book when coming up with one-liners such as “100% Beefy, Satisfaction x 2”, “Beefy Score”, and my personal favorite “YOU WANT SAUSAGE? YOU GOT SAUSAGE”. Is the chain simply trying to grab your attention, or grab something else? We’ll let you decide, but for now, I’d keep the kids away from their Happy Meal.



Something about "el doble de sabrosura" gets my motor running



That's what she said



You want fries with that?