JB'ing

There is a giant floating world of trash the size of Texas in the Pacific Ocean...Eat more fish? http://popsci.typepad.com/popsci/2007/10/giant-island-of.html

Jose Canseco was knocked the eff out by the tallest Asian man I have ever seen....Oh Herro Hose.

In an article in Metro, the nyc subway publication, an HR rep recommends using "Brother Trucker" and "what the french toast" as substitutes for "Mother Fucker" and "What the Fuck" in the office place...I suggest they just say "EFF" instead. I also dislike the negative vibe those substitutes place on brothers and french toast.

When it is rainy outside I recommend listening to this little diddy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25qiZy7vmqY&feature=related

Really intelligent person calls 911 over missing juicebox...it better have been Hi-C Ecto Cooler
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2009/05/27/carter.or.911.juice.box.kptv Annnnnd of course this involved McDonalds.

Watch Cake Boss on TLC...he will blow your mind

Don't watch Real Housewives of New Jersey. One of the ladies has a Mr. Bigglesworth cat and it makes me want to vomit. Also, watching any of the "Real Housewives" shows will cause AIDS...so there is another reason.