Just another day in Fribourg, Switzerland until a 7 year old heads over to Mickey D's with mommy and out of her happy meal pops an effing condom. First of all...VOMIT and second of all how the eff does a condom get there? Here's what I think happened:
SOMEONE EFFED IN THE FRENCH FRIES....WHICH IS GROSS AND ALSO QUITE DANGEROUS AS THOSE THINGS ARE HOT AND NOT A GOOD SPOT FOR YOUNG MEN OR YOUNG WOMEN TO REST GENITALIA. AFTER A SLOW BUT SATISFYING EFF THE YOUNG MAN REMOVED HIS LATEX LANCE COVER AND DROPPED IT WITH A SNICKER INTO THE FRIES. IT WAS SOON AFTER SERVED TO THE YOUNG GIRL WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A BALLOON...ITS NOT...ITS AN EFFING USED CONDOM.
Nuff Said
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30561605/
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