Just when Octomom sorta fell outta the news and you thought it was safe to read about babies, a revelation from Texas. Mia Washington has blown our minds by giving birth to twins with different fathers. She noticed after 11 months that the "twins" seemed to have different facial features and instead of doing the usual Texas thing, going on Murry (slang for Maury Povich) or Mr. Springer, she had the DNA tests herself to try to keep the story out of the national media...HAHA.
The mother was quoted in the Daily News saying "“I have twins who have different dads. Out of all the people in America and all the people in the world, this had to happen to me.”
Well for starters Miss Mia you should not have been so promiscuous. Fact: This one-in-a-million feat not only is inclusive of complicated fertilization, BUT Mia would have to have had sex with both partners within a 24-48 hour window...talk about getting your fill. Here at sloweff we call that getting "Double Dumped In." I understand with such influences like Sex and The City and Lady Gaga it is hard to not be a whore, but really??? Stay classy Mia and thanks for the representing our country in international news.
http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/health/2009/05/18/2009-05-18_texas_woman.html
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
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she's fully "loaded" haha
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