Open Letter to Justin Timberlake

Dear Justin Timberlake-

Player haters beware...your separation from N'Sync and rise to solo stardom has blown my effing mind. I mean dude, you make hot music, you dance like it is your job (and at times it is), you can act and you EFF(ED) Brittany Spears, Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel to name a few. I applaud you JT. It seems like every time I see you do something new I am required to have greater respect for your talent and "the way you do those things you do." Your appearance this past Saturday on SNL produced more of the same top notch sketch comedy that we've all grown to expect from you. From Target to Plastic-ville you had my attention...but the kicker was the follow up to your hit duet with Andy Samberg "Dick in A Box" entitled "Motherlover"...let's take a look:



Ummmm Gold right there, and a Susan Sarandon cameo...behave yourself JT this one made my teeth sweat. Also, great use of topical humor as it was Mother's Day Weekend but I'm sure you realized that.

When I think back to the days when your head was a mound of golden pubicals I never would have imagined that I would stand here today, a proud fan of all your work but I am and I do...keep bringing sexy back.

Dr. SlowEFf