American Idol Fans Are Shitting their P's...so I wrote them a note

Dear American Idol Fans:

OMFG...I cannot believe Adam Lambert Lost....hahahahahha. I also don't care. However, you do, you really effing do. I'm sure many fans sobbed last night following the "epic" 2 hour finale and announcement that Kris "With a K" Allen was this years winner winner chicken dinner. I am also sure many of Mr. Allen's fans felt joy beyond their wildest dreams...dreams of pink unicorns riding across rainbows while playing harps I imagine. Get it together gang. Clearly many of you are heart broken with the results while others still are "ssthuper" excited. Remember there will always be next season, with new talent, new pathetic/wacked out eff's trying to sing, new people to creepily obsess over and establish fan sites in the name of. I'm sure Paula will still look like an effing "perc'd" out orange tinted maniac, Randy will still say "Dawg", that other judge will still be "that other judge" and of course Simon will still be a hate hate hater with a British accent. So my suggestion is relax, move on with your life and in the mean time you can text vote and invest your being in another effing reality show.