Friday, May 29, 2009

So That's Why Red Bull Works So Well...


Reports out of Germany claim that trace amounts of cocaine has been found in tests of Red Bull samples. This news should come as no surprise to anyone who slurps down the bev' in order to get a quick jittery fix. The findings also explain why users of Red Bull aggressively clench their jaw, crush cigarettes, continuously ramble about nothing, and S some D's for more Red Bull.

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