Thursday, March 19, 2009

Lets Hug It Out Witch



After losing his aunt to "witch craft" Gambian leader Yahya Jammeh, aka Yiggy Jam Jam, has taken his "cause of death" search to the streets. Villagers are being rounded up all over the country by Mr. Jam Jam's personal guard, with the help of witch doctors because they know how to "spot em". They are then taken to government locations and forced to down hallucinogenic concoctions. Sure, Sure Yahya, that will certainly help you find witches, people on hallucinogenics will often times reveal any tendencies or skills they may have in the dark arts.
I remember this one time when I was tripping with Lord Voldemort and Gandolf somewhere in Middle Earth and they were both very candid about the "witchy" things they got into...among other things, they admitted to making people short, fighting kids, on again off again relationships with sorcerers of the same sex, etc. So, its my guess that your "search and trip their balls off" method may turn out to be quite fruitful. What an Effing idiot!

Disclaimer:

Dr.SlowEFF does not condone "witch hunts" of any kind.

check out the link below for the full story on the crazy Gambian Witch Hunt


http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/03/18/gambia.amnesty.witchcraft/index.html

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