Drug Dealer’s “Stimulus” Plan

The budget deficit in California is currently one of the biggest in the country. Lucky for residents of San Diego, they received an unsuspected stimulus package last Friday when the passengers of a Ford Truck decided to “make it rain” 17K on I-805 N.
Chaos ensued as cars stopped on the shoulder, the median or just the middle of the highway as motorist retrieved the raindrops of Grants and Benjamins.



“People were jumping the median and stuffing dollar bills in their shirts,"
-Reported one resident.

Who would be capable of such an admiral yet idiotic act? Was it famous “make it rainers” such as Lil Wayne or Adam “Pacman” Jones? No, it was two undisclosed suspected drug dealers! In an attempt to either;

A) Stimulate the economy or
B) Avoid additional charges being that they were already effed and being pursued by an entourage of cop cars.

“I’m in this bitch with the Terror, got a handful of stacks better grab an umbrella! I make it rain, I make it rain, I make it rain”

Clearly it was option A. Who needs Obama’s budget or Geithner’s plan to buy the “toxic” assets from financial firms when you have these outstanding citizens giving back to the community? Hats off to you guys and when the police realize your true intentions you’ll be able to “make it rain” and stimulate the economy on highways across the country.