Back the Eff up off my bag bra

Los Angeles Police, with the help of airport security, told rapper Coolio "1, 2, 3, 4 get the eff down on the floor" when cocaine was found in his bags passing through security at LAX. Coolio most likely replied, "But I gotta get up to get down, gotta gotta get up to get down". A fair excuse to be sure Mr. Coolio, however, the friendly skies are not a "Gangsta's Paradise" and carrying "Miss Bliss" through baggage check will certainly prevent you from going on whatever "Fantastic Voyage" you had planned.


"The 45-year-old rapper, whose real name is Artis Leon Ivey, was also charged Tuesday with battery stemming from his Friday arrest at Los Angeles International Airport. Authorities say he grabbed a screener's arm to prevent a luggage search that turned up the drugs.
Ivey was charged with one felony count of possession, and one misdemeanor count each of battery and possession of paraphernalia. He was released on $10,000 bail and is scheduled for arraignment April 3.
"http://www.nypost.com/seven/03102009/entertainment/coolio_charged_with_cocaine_possession___158925.htmSeriously Coolio, take a note out of notorious dumb ass Michael Vicks book...don't bring drugs, whether in bags or crafty nalgene bottles, through the effing airport. What the eff man? I can't believe you, thinking you would get away with this is just the silliest shit head idea north of Bogota. And to think you would just stop them from searching your bag with a hand slap and a little bit of force. Yep dawg, really intelligent first move. With smarts like that you probably qualify for a MENSA grant.

I can't get too upset about this seeing as how you are a gangsta and that's just how you roll. It's too bad your career hit the shitter and you still have to fly commercial...private planes don't check for shenanigans like that. Hope for a comeback on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Best of luck beating the charge and thanks again for the classic old school hits...R-Tard