Breakfast is NO EFFING JOKE!

Mom always said that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. But she also said that if I was a good boy, a fat old man would break into our house with toys and this would be a good thing. Credibility lost. Thank God that Denny's is here to remind us that while Mom may have made up the monster under my bed to get me to go to sleep, she was dead effing serious about breakfast. Yes, chocolate doo diddles are tasty and who in their right mind would pass up extra giggle drops? But when we get down to it, what our bodies really need are stacks of pancakes, lots of eggs and any pork product grilled and seasoned in it's own fatty waste.


Thank you Denny's. And go eff yourself, Nannerpuss.