Well, its official. The King of Pop, the famous Michael Jackson, has finally announced his comeback tour, which ironically will be his "final curtain call". The announcement, in front of a packed house, had fans so excited they were shedding tears of joy in the streets of London. Michael announced a whopping 10 shows at London's O2 Arena, where other greats including Bon Jovi and Prince have performed in the recent past. Skeptics doubt that the aging star has the stamina to stage such a large event, being that he is 50 years old. I tend to agree with them, but feel that Michael may have the potential to pull off something truly special if he can find it from within. Slow Eff wanted to take this time to write a note to the man himself.
"Dear Michael,
We are wishing you a wonderful string of shows. Your words are so comforting, and yes, we do know that you love each and every single one of us. However, hearing that from you over and over again today reminds us all that maybe you should tone it down in that respect. But let it be known that we love you too. Your music has been on playlists around the world, and will probably continue to be played in late night dance parties for the rest of eternity. Your Pepsi commericals from the 1980's were some of the best pieces of advertisement work that I have ever seen. All of these things make you the King of Pop. In our mind, you have earned it and then some.
We at Slow Eff have but one request. If you could, please perform "Thriller" in its entierity. You promised today that you would play the songs that your fans want to hear. Well Michael, here is the first request. Oh, and please try to recreate that scary face in your monster dance scene that haunted me as a child.
We are wishing you a wonderful string of shows. Your words are so comforting, and yes, we do know that you love each and every single one of us. However, hearing that from you over and over again today reminds us all that maybe you should tone it down in that respect. But let it be known that we love you too. Your music has been on playlists around the world, and will probably continue to be played in late night dance parties for the rest of eternity. Your Pepsi commericals from the 1980's were some of the best pieces of advertisement work that I have ever seen. All of these things make you the King of Pop. In our mind, you have earned it and then some.
We at Slow Eff have but one request. If you could, please perform "Thriller" in its entierity. You promised today that you would play the songs that your fans want to hear. Well Michael, here is the first request. Oh, and please try to recreate that scary face in your monster dance scene that haunted me as a child.
Slow Eff Squad
P.S. How's Blanket?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7925388.stm
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PPS: Oh yeah, stop mollesting kids
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