Thursday, March 12, 2009

Bear Market Got You Scared?


Well CHEER UP!
Madoff is in jail and the market is on the rise.
Citi stock is up 50% and the future is looking bright for this former penny stock mega-bank.
And most importantly, Britney Spears is back on tour and doesn't look like Crystal, the meth-whore mother of two.

prognosis: Recession OVER

Now get back to lickin' that bulls nuts for the big payout:

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