Knock, Knock..Who's There? A boy, A cat and A bong?

In one of the oddest stories of the year, it appears that an Omaha, Nebraska man has become the posterboy for animal cruelty. A Mr. Acea Schomaker is accused of creating a homemade bong and smoking marijuana out if it. Whats the big deal right? We have all been there at some point, whether it was an apple bong or a coke can bong or some other contraption. Making hommeade bongs is a pastime of America's teenage youth. But what about our friend Acea? What makes him so special to make news headlines around the country? No, it is not his IQ or his artisitc ability. This effing idiot trapped his girlfriends cat, Shadow, in the bong while he was smoking it! And no, this was not a one time thing. He admitted to smoking marijuana with the cat trapped in the bong on THREE separate occasions.

Mr. Acea quotes, "Every time we took her out she would pretty much lay down and proceed to clean herself and act like a stoned person." "I know for sure this isn't the first time someone has done this, I'm just the first one to get caught." No, I am pretty sure you are the only effing idiot to do this. Is this a weird fetish we have never heard about, or is it just plain sick? What the eff were you thinking Acea? You belong in a mental institution, never to be allowed to commingle with normal society again.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/03/cat-stuffed-into-bong-to-_n_171423.html