Sponge Discontinued: Whores S their P's

In a recent announcement, sponge manufacturer Vag-A-Sponge CEO Chet Ladavance proclaimed with a heavy heart, that the there would be no more sponges to spare after the most recent shipment hit stores. Mr. Ladavance cited the economic downturn coupled with prophylactic advancements in condoms, nuvo rings and other methods of birth control as the reason. "The Sponge has absorbed all it can handle at this point" wept Mr. Ladavance. Thousands of sponge crazy woman lined the streets of New York City in hopes of getting their mits/snizz on the last, sacred, contraceptive sponges made popular by Elaine Benes on Seinfeld. It seems the supply of sponges did not quite meet the demand that had lined up and when news hit that the sponge was 86'd, well...just watch the madness