An Open Letter to dcsleez.com, the "Perez Hilton" of DC

Dear dcsleez.com,

Apologies if we've never heard of your website, it is both out of our demographic range and interest levels. We did, however, manage to do a little background research through some associates from the Metro-DC region after you insisted on taking some jabs. First let us start by saying you guys seem to be running a legitimate blog, one with lots of great information and insightful observations from the District, where as ours is a hobby that we contribute to in our down time. That being said, since you guys are trying to be a legitimate blog I polled some of our contacts in the region to get the scoop on dcsleez.com. Unfortunately, only about 2-3 of the 25 or so people I asked had even heard of your "kind of funny site," that "tries to be the Perez Hilton of DC." Ouch. So excuse me if there is a lack of dirt we can bring to the table. What we can do, however, is use your site's content as fodder itself. From an initial scan, your site delivers weak commentary on the weakest city on the East Coast, and that's fine, because thats what you guys have set out to do. We blog on our interests, whether that be TV, current events, or food that looks like poop served in toilets. And please dont comment on how you may have generated traffic on our site, we dont want your attention, and we don't care about the numbers. Oh yeah, one more thing, dchino is actually operated by a longtime friend of sloweff, who I'm sure is going to offer up his own retort on the situation. Of course there was ill will passed back and forth between our 2 blogs, but that's what a blog-off is, and we don't need to tell you that, you've already drummed up petty disputes when you cant find anything to write about in your blogs past. At the end of the day dchino and sloweff are closer because of our blog off, and now, thanks to you, we've found something else to hate. So keep pretending on being important, keep calling out blogs to help find something to write about, and keep being the arrogant stereotypical cardigan-wearing, collar-popping douchebags that DC is known for, go eff yourself.

-Slow Eff Squad


PS: People that say they party harder normally dont know how to party at all.


PPS: If you guys are trying to find something to post, just write about how you won the Super Bowl.