Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Good Ole' Peeping Tommy

Have you ever wondered why we call men who cannot seem to understand the concept of privacy a Peeping Tom? After reading about the latest creeper peeper in the headlines, I decided to delve a little deeper. The story begins long ago in the town of Coventry, England. Legend has it that Lady Godiva, wife of Lord Leofric the III, rode nude through the streets in protest of her husband's oppressive taxation of the townspeople. The Lady, before her infamous ride, asked the townspeople to stay indoors with their shutters closed so they would not see her in the nude. All the obedient townspeople obliged, except a curious tailor named Tom. He bore a hole in his shutter to catch a sight of the beautiful Godiva, and upon his first glimpse of her was struck instantly blind. Ha, take that Tommy! Is the legend true? Probably not competely, but the story of Tom the tailor is replayed day after day by men, young and old, who cannot seem to obey the simple rule of privacy. Today we have a new Peeping Tom.

See for yourself...



Well Jeff, bussted! How embarrassed you must feel huh? I bet it really sucks. Slipping a shoe, equipped with a camera, under a dressing room door is hardly original either. Not even half as original as Eyeborg, and who knows if he will become America's newest Peeping Tom. I think it is only fitting that you are bestowed Effer of the Week. Thanks for keeping it interesting, the competition is heating up!

1 comment:

  1. First off, no woman should ride horses in the buff if the sight of her naked body will cause instant blindness... Little heads up next time, sure tommy boy would've obeyed orders if notified of the god awful bod that would be flopping by

    Woof

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