Breaker Breaker...Go Eff Yourself

People who drive cars that look like cop cars- who the eff do you think you are? I mean really. You’re not an effing cop. You are probably an off duty cab driver if anything; if not, you’re a plain jane dick head with no excuse but poor taste in vehicles. Did you think you were going out and getting something classy when you purchased that Crown Victoria or Mercury’s Grand Marquis? Who does things like this? Are you state employed? Are you driving around laughing about how effing funny you think you are, freaking out driver after driver on the roads or highways where you live? Do you fake pull people over in your bullshit cop whip? You’re an effing creep if you do. Every time I see an assstache like you I cringe. I mean, what if you were a cop? My initial reaction is to play it safe, gazing at my mirrors and gauges in panic, and then when I realize your not an effing 5o, my anger is compounded because my intial reaction of fear was unnecessary. It turns out your just that dick of the week who bought a cop car at a government auction, or for some reason actually purchased a goat boat like that off the lot. And why, oh lord why, do you have to have that spotlight still attached to the driver side mirror? Is that really necessary? I mean, are you an effing deer hunter going spotting in the woods? First off, a Deer hunter should have a truck or a serious roof rack to toss his prize 8 point buck on/into. I don't see any availability for such activity on your vehicle sir. Seems you’re just a dork who drives a car that looks like a cop car…

Diagnosis- Get a new car or Go Eff Yourself...matter of fact... just Go Eff Yourself