These two dudes should go eff themselves

In an attempt to set a Guinness Record for most texts sent in a month two douchebags decided to text eachother non stop. They totalled about 217,000 texts between the two of them with one of them receiving a bill for $26,000 delivered to him in a box that cost $27 to ship. Dr. SlowEff recommends they stop texting and more importantly, stop sucking at life. If you really want to get into Guinness I recommend you attempt to kill yourselves faster than anyone has ever done before.

Here is the link if you feel the need to read more about these effs.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,517363,00.html