Ode to the 20th Day of April

Hey April,

How's it going? I like you. I know I know, it's a little chilly in the beginning of you, but you warm up. You're pretty damp too, but that's ok, I'll risk some damp days for some colorful foliage throughout the summer. You definately bring optimism to the table, that warm weather is coming, and I like that. Eff March. You've got it going on. You're the month that makes clothes skimpy, you're the month that sets libido's flying, and the month that lets people start getting drunk outside. For all of these reasons I love you. Few months can rival what you bring to the table for the first 19 days of your existence, you pretty much rule. But guess what? You become an effing monster on the 20th. You step your game up to new levels. Yes, the 20th is the day where all things come together. It's like when Jordan found Pippen, or when milk chocolate decided to have a 4 way with nougat, peanuts and caramel...yes, April is when great things find eachother to become greater.

Well optimism of warm weather, meet marijuana. Today, the 20th day of April, these 2 things will be celebrated in perfect harmony. A day when stoners and squares alike set aside their differences to indulge in the forbidden fruit that is cannibus. People may celebrate differently but the overall message is the same, have fun, be easy, and just chill the eff out. So even if it's cloudy outside dont hesitate making it a little cloudy inside. Grab some nachos, warm up the Aqua Teen Hunger Force DVD's and prepare to giggle like a 2 year old who just pooped his pants. Whether you're in college skipping class or in your Mid-40's smoking that grass enjoy yourselves because the suns out longer, the weathers getting nicer and you're high as shit.

Sincerely,

SlowEff
xoxo