24 Recap: Tony's a Phony

Last night we learned what we were all hoping we wouldn’t: Anphony “Phony” Almeida is, in fact, a giant asshole. I was hoping against hope that this wasn’t the case, that he was only double whammying us into going deeper undercover but I’m pretty sure his fate was sealed last night when he talked mad shit and refused giving medication to a seizuring Bauer. So Phony’s back to being a major dick, and I think I’ve pretty much had it with him, I know that the US government was partially responsible for your wifes death, but when are you going to forgive and forget man? Quit effing with my emotions like this. I was also hoping that Moss would be fake dead because Phony was setting up a double swoop and squat but that was not the case, and agent Moss was shown extremely dead at the scene. That’s it folks, Tony’s a Phony.

In other revelations, it is now evident that Coach Kilmer is really only a cog in the evil machine that’s behind today’s plots. While in holding, he was visited by a femme fatale operative from the higher-ups, giving him a heart attack pill that would allow him to die with some dignity and not lose the legacy of Starkwood. Unfortunately, when he popped the pill en route to FBI headquarters, Coach Kilmer was seemingly saved by his escorts and taken to a local hospital- setting up a sick one on one between the Coach and Bauer. Intensity levels will be through the roof here people.

Once again Kim Bauer has dropped the ball. Even if your parents told you not to, anyone out there would surely atleast try saving them with some sort of miracle cure. Instead Kim drives away. As she’s driving home it’s uncovered that she is married AND has a little baby girl named “Terry” after her fallen grandmother. Again, Kim drops the ball, imagine this conversation in a few years: “Mommy, where did you get my name from?” “Oh that was your grandmothers name…she was brutally raped and murdered by terrorists.” Now the kid wont sleep till she’s 14. And is it just me or does this baby have eerily similar features to Bauer. Im pretty sure this baby is Jack Bauer. Just look at the comparison below:


I’m not even going to try to predict what’s going on, something’s gotta give with Bauer getting cured, there’s no way hes going to die. Not an effing chance.