Ball(s)

Peace winter. Baseball's here and so is my favorite excuse to skip the gym and murder a 6 pack. With each new year comes a handful of new prospects. Some are great (Hanley Ramirez), some are terrible (Ian Kennedy) and all of them catch more shit than your local Waste Management plant. The only thing better than touting them as the next Mickey Mantle is dressing them up like assholes and hookers and making them sign autographs. So here are some of the more memorable moments of "rookie hazing".

Pamela Anderson had a great spring training for the White Sox. She's traded in the bleach-blonde locks for the au-naturale look, which frankly doesn't surprise me. Schick may be pushing for a clean vagine, but Pam never played by the rules. She made celebrity porn and watermelon tits cool. You go girl.

Joba may have traded in his lion's mane for the florescent vest of a community service highway garbage collector, but fear not baseball fans, Ian Kennedy still throws like a bitch.

Oakland's newbies look like trannies, but at least they get to suck down some beers (among other things)

But hats off to this kid, I've never laughed harder.