Self Defense Dorks: Video of the Day

These guys have mastered the art of self defense since their early years in grade school. Notable moves covered include, knee sweeps, takedowns with your glasses, proper choking defense techniques, how to pull hair to your advantage and ball flurries. My personal favorite falls in the section titled "Attacks From The Guard" where an attacker has knocked you to the ground and you spin in circles kicking like a little bitch in an attempt to thwart your opponent. Remember,the men demonstrating these maneuvers are highly trained dorks, the bald guy, the mustache and the other dude are professionals and certainly dorks not to be effed with. The scenarios they exhibit could happen to anyone, not just the dork, so please pay attention.