Does snoring prevent you and your loved ones from a restful night's sleep? Tired of buying those stupid breathe-right strips that don't do shit, or wearing a mouth guard to bed like you're 15 again and have braces? Well your problems are solved!
Introducing, your girlfriends panties!
That's right, that surprise article of clothing that's left after you wrestle her jeans off is all you need for a quality night sleep. Stop wasting your money on disposable pieces of tape or expensive mouth pieces that make you look like you're preping for 12 rounds with Mike Tyson and leave your girlfriends underwear on your head - you'll wake up feeling refreshed and looking like Ron Jeremy's stunt double.
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