While the rest of the nation S their Ps over Spider Pig and his Swine flu, rednecks are in heated debate over their beloved Talladega Superspeedway. First, let me drop some knowledge on you: A Boeing 747, which seats 403 people, takes off at a speed of 165 MPH. "Awesome Bill from Dawsonville" Bill Elliott holds the record of the fasted lap at 212 MPH. That was 22 years ago. Monday morning, people are now saying it's "too fast"...
Thanks Mr. Wizard. Let's break this down: it's a SUPER SPEED WAY, of course it's gonna be fast. If it wasn't, they'd call it I-95. "Dangerous" is another term being thrown around, both for the drivers and the fans. Sitting 10 feet away from a pack of wingless airplanes with only a wire fence to save you could also be considered dangerous. Maybe the danger comes when the drivers "bump draft" each other, or as we call it in the real world, "rear-ending the guy ahead of you". Personally, I think if Carl Edwards would stop trying to moon-walk his car over the finish line we'd all be better for it.
Thanks Mr. Wizard. Let's break this down: it's a SUPER SPEED WAY, of course it's gonna be fast. If it wasn't, they'd call it I-95. "Dangerous" is another term being thrown around, both for the drivers and the fans. Sitting 10 feet away from a pack of wingless airplanes with only a wire fence to save you could also be considered dangerous. Maybe the danger comes when the drivers "bump draft" each other, or as we call it in the real world, "rear-ending the guy ahead of you". Personally, I think if Carl Edwards would stop trying to moon-walk his car over the finish line we'd all be better for it.
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment