How to be a Fat Ass on 420

The use of marijuana will often be coupled with the abuse of all types of food products. Combinations will take place as creative thought takes hold in the kitchen, the grocery store or maybe just the bodega down the street...the results are often amazing, mind blowing concoctions of seriously stupid sustenance. I have pretty much been thinking about food since I boarded the train this morning and when I later realized, "oh shit, its 420" my mind began to race, the food possibilities are endless on a day like this.

I recall many fond memories back in high school in my parents kitchen and on through college and beyond when I entered into a super high culinary dojo and shit went down. Salsa met ranch and chip dipping was never the same...hot sauce and deli ham draped tombstone pizzas... pickles, lebanon bologna and Orange juice were my go to... slim jims, Arizona energy drinks and bags of those Frito flavor twists littered my car and 4 cereals often joined to fill one fantastic bowl...it all tasted awesome and its all part of the fun. Here is a list of great 420 Fatty McFat Kid moves to help satisfy your "munchies" maaan.


Dirty Chinese Food- lo mein, egg rolls, general tsos, sesame chicken, sweet and sour chicken, gallons of soy sauce, duck sauce, terayaki...you name it you eat it.

McDonald's- get one of every value meal and cut each sandwich in half...make them put all the fries in a bag and ask for a bottle of ketchup. Sit in the corner of the restaurant with sunglasses still on...eat until its gone or you freak out.

Mass order from a pizza place- Papa Johns, Pizza Hut, Domino's,it doesn't matter where just make sure to severely over order...that means, pizzas, cheesy bread, wings, boneless wings, multiple types of pizza etc.

Go to an "actual" pizza place and get any number of different types of slices...its about having options on days like these.

Go to a Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins Combo shop and order milkshakes and a dozen donuts.

Dozens of Wings...nuff said

Get creative and make chili, dips, grill burgers, hot dogs, chicken,ribs...cover them in whatever, grill, recover them in anything and then eat.

Grocery Store trip in which everything you want you buy...go home, unload and attack. Blocks of cheese, frozen dinners, frozen pizzas, chicken nuggets, shrimp, gallons of soda, hummus spread, boxes of wheat thins, pickles etc...

Head to the local bodega and just buy shit...lots of random shit. Slim jims, candy bars, chips and dip, honey buns, dunking sticks, funyuns, Doooooooritos, orange soda, dr. pepper, snapples, frozen snickers ice cream bars...it just goes on and on.

It's ok to be a Fat Eff on days like these so take advantage...hopefully this list will provide you with much needed guidance as you navigate your options today.