The Rub Down

Are you a chronic masturbator? Reverse Dry H-J's got you feeling down? Well cheer the eff up because we've got a product that can solve all your fore arm cramping needs. Whether you hammer your jammer and clicker your ticker constantly or you use poor form while typing at your computer the Forearm Pain Relief Massage by Hammacher Schlemmer will solve your cramping woes. With a sleek design concept The Forearm Pain Relief Massage is crafted for maximum comfort with a focus directly on your forearm.


Testimonials:

Tom Raudabaugh of Lansing, Michigan states: "I schlepper my pepper 13 times a day and before The Forearm Pain Relief Massage came around my arms were to weak to do anything else during the day. Now I can open cans of soda, stir cake batter and play toss with local neighborhood children. Thanks Forearm Pain Relief Massage."

Colette Stickles of E. Falmouth, MA says: " I realy enjoy manually stimulating myself...its like wicked awesome. Things weren't so wicked sweet when my form pains prevented me from reaching climax. Forearm Relief Message has helped work out those "Pesky Pole" cramps and now I'm back at it, clicking away at my mouse."

If you too are in need of some forearm relief here is the site with more information:

http://www.hammacher.com/publish/77310.asp?source=New06309&cm_ven=WC&cm_cat=20090702_New063&cm_pla=BYRNOTYHO&cm_ite=77310_The%20Forearm%20Pain%20Relief%20Massager


Thanks to Mr. Effietro for the product recommendation.