Thursday, July 9, 2009

Creepy Ways To Get Noticed

D here with another round of fill in the blanks!







Go ahead, make it as gay as it looks!

With the free agent signing of Ron Artest to the Lakers, Kobe recently commented on how he came to know of Artest's interest in the now-reigning NBA champions. Following the 08' Finals loss to the Celtics, Kobe stood alone in the shower, fuming over the beating he took by a bunch of C's. After hearing someone enter (most likely a teammate, towel boy, hooker maybe) Kobe looked up to see non-other than Mr. Ron "Melee" Artest! "I want to come help you," Artest said. "If I can, I'm going to find a way to come to LA and give you the help you need [to win a title]." Luckily, Kobe was already in the shower and was able to quickly clean off the shit that would have otherwise covered his pants, toweled off and got the hell out of there… That's one way to show you're interested - I know I'm all ears when standing ass naked and defenseless when confronted by a 260 lb dude with a short temper.


Following the impromptu "shower confessionals", Artest claimed that besides keeping his soapy promise to Kobe, he thinks that the Lakers need to be "hoodalized" http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/rumors/post/Artest-Lakers-need-to-be-hoodalized-?urn=nba,174693 … Perfect.

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