Monday, August 10, 2009

Where Are They Now?




Kristin Cavallari.
In 2004, you stole the hearts of everyone, despite the whole "she's 17" thing. And as quickly as you ran into my life, you were gone just as fast. The Original LC had been replaced by the actual LC and life went on. And a couple of years ago, you had a great cameo on Adventures in Hollyhood when Juicy J tried to J on your Juicys. Then nothing. But now you're going back to your ace in the hole, The Hills. Thank God. I can't wait.


Now for all of you out there saying to yourself, "but what about Audrina? That poor girl is getting thrown out like yesterdays trash." Don't worry, after her tasteful topless photos were leaked to the press and published on every news outlet, she apparently has caught the eye of a very reputable movie director. This October, you can see her in Sorority Row, where she plays the part of the dead girl that comes back to life and murders her friends one by one. Cross your fingers that this isn't foreshadowing.



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