In the News

LOCAL:
New Yorker Trina Thompson is suing Monroe College (the ITT Tech of NYC) for $70,000 because she hasn't found a job in the past 3 months since graduation. When life gives you lemons, sue the shit out of someone with money. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32265981/ns/us_news-weird_news/

NATIONAL:
The tool bag who lost a tool bag in outerspace last November can breathe easy tonight. After 8 months of chillin in space, the $100,000 bag of nuts and C clamps has finally returned to Earth! And burned up while entering the atmostphere... great success!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,536684,00.html

SPORTS:
Nobody wants Micheal Vick... wait what? And apparently there was an Arena Football League that nobody watched? Well they're bankrupt now, so I'm definitely not watching. Especially if it conflicts with real gridiron action. Like the LFL. Hi.... yo.