In obscure cartoon groping news, a 60 year old Pennsylvanian grandfather (big surprise) has been arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery after repeatedly grabbing a Disney World employee's T's and A. Photo evidence can be seen below:
The defense argues that the man was on vacation, "just trying to have a good time." And why not? I'm sure we've all been part of a groping or two on vacation (see Daytona Beach SB '98), all this guy was doing was trying to relive the glory days. Plus, if you ask me, Minnie was so asking for it.
Perhaps the best part about finding this article was not the actual story, but the "Disney Related" articles found on the page, like a story from '07 when Tigger punched a kid, and more recently, a Sex Arrest Made at Typhoon Lagoon.
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