In The News

Obama selected a random tranny with a law degree for the soon-to-be vacant Supreme Court seat. Similar to American Idol's selection of Ellen DeGeneres, Obama liked her "openness" and expects her to make every defendent feel like they're a winner despite the verdict.

Michael Bolton has officially hit rock bottom, asking asylum escapee Lady Gaga for help on writing songs for his new album "One World, One Heart". Just picture "When a Man Loves a Woman" to the beat of "Bad Romance". Groovy

Immigrant Governator makes a funny saying, "I was also going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend, but with my accent I was afraid they would try to deport me."

Filipinos are taking a cue from the Californian blueprint, voting the strong man on the picture box for Congress with the hopes of attracting massive debt and generic pretentious women who don't work but get paid to be fake on camera with frenemies!