Crack Is Cool!

Well not really. It's terribly addictive and can lead to shady activity. But in comparison to rape, it's right up there with peeing your pants. But as we all know, everyone's favorite leg-breaking linebacker Lawrence Taylor was a bit of a crack fiend... which has led to shady activity... like having sex with a 15 year-old runaway-turned hooker. The girl, who was treated for injuries related to being punched in the face, was brought to a Ramapo, NJ Holiday Inn by a pimp. Yada yada yada, LT is now being charged with 3rd degree rape. Why 3rd degree? Was it less rapey because she was beaten into going by her pimp? Or is it because she's a hooker, but an underage hooker, so it's kind of her profession, but at this age she doesn't really know what she wants? Better question: Where's the pimp in all of this? The way I see it, maybe he should be catching some jail time for taking in 15 year-old runaways and beating them into sleeping with unknowning hall-of-famers (I use "unkowning" lightly, as we all know, everyone thinks the girl was 18 after the fact). But what kind of pimp would he be if he was getting arrested for pimpin'? Every good pimp knows not to get arrested, that was lesson 1 on the first day of pimpology 101. This was day 2: