Sheriffs Office Decides to Play Wii Instead of Find Wiid

Great video of a team of Sheriff's deputies "executing" a search warrant. Over the course of 9 hours the officers racked up strikes instead of arrests. Another reason you should do this.

Assholes Of The Day

Despite pumping in over 100,000 people into the new Cowboys Stadium, Jerry Jones couldn't make them watch it live. Not even the guys standing on the field 15 feet from the play. No, America's love for TV runs deeper than football. Who can blame them though, especially when your TV is 50 feet tall and stretches 60 yards wide.

Holy Effing Hipsters Batman: New Matt and Kim Video

Just Wonderful

spanks osh mcgosh for this little tidbit

IN THE CAN

its all about the Can....nothing like anal sex subtleties to sell lime flavored beer.

EFF Jam: T. I "Wants Joe Biden, He Needs Joe Biden"

makes me giggle

90's Week

One more for good measure

90's Week

Have you seen the new ipod commercials? You know the one where PC is getting into shape? Can't think of where that crotchety old man trainer is from?

Does this look familiar?

No, this isn't Eli Manning's 2019 roster photo. It's the best non-ninja turtle movie from the early 90's. Necessary Roughness was the bomb Ts. Based off the 1987 SMU recruitment scandal that resulted in the NCAA "death penalty", this movie had cameos by Jerry Rice, Chris Berman, Herschel Walker and Evander Holyfield (?). What else are you looking for? It's just like "The Replacements" with a QB who also traveled through time and space. But the kicker isn't Welsh. She's Irish. Winner.

90's Week

This one is for my mom - she's always been so proud of my breakthrough performance in this video



I moved to hollywood and did some acting, but can't shake the GD bee suit!

90's Week

Sticking with the swampy theme



you know what's not swampy? My ass. Suck it, global warming. You had a good run, but make way for the next ice age.
Luckily, I'm prepared.

90's Week

It's 90's week here at Slow Eff. Why? Cause I've been granted access to post on the site and nobody else is paying attention. So without further adeu, I present to you my first video - the Toadies, a beautiful song of murder and the swampy cover up.