When Cunnalingus Goes Wrong.....I Think....

Former helicopter pilot Jon Goldin has certainly brought something new to my attention in his appeal for his failed drug test. The recently fired NYC cop is sticking by his story with the ol' "I ate her out and my tongue went numb" excuse. He claims that he has NEVER done cocaine and his positive test was the result of the drug being passed into his system while "performing" on his former coke-head girlfriend.

Yea, likely story Officer Barbrady

You may get other things while muff-diving on coke-head girlfriends, but cocaine into your system is highly unlikely. If that were the case, addicts would not be "sucking dick for coke" but getting high in all types of new ways.



In final note his lawyer claims that, "He would no more use drugs than the man on the moon." This is what I have to say to that.....

Here's the full story at the link below

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30105780