Dude vs. Shark

In an amazing under water wrestling match, spear fisherman Craig Clasen came out on top. While Clasen and two friends were in the Gulf of Mexico spearing down feisty tuna one member of the team became separated from the group. This lucky effer then found himself staring down a 12 foot tiger shark and 100 to 1 odds per the Vegas line on the fight.

Before I go any further in discussing the deets of the man vs. shark under water throw down, I would like to say that I personally would have shit my wet suit and maybe even had a heart attack before jaws could get to me.

Turns out Craig Clasen does not share the same fear of sharks that Dr. Sloweff holds. Clasen came between the isolated group member and challenged the effing tiger shark to hand to fin combat. BALLSY MOVE Clasen! The shark and Clasen then wrestled for two hours underwater. During the underwater struggle, Clasen speared the shark seven times and even attempted to drown it before finishing it off with a long-blade knife. Ummmmm, holy shit, this guy is my Effing hero. He Sloweffed a shark under water and won. Heavy favorite for the first ever Sloweffy Award to be named on friday.


Check out the wild photo shots of this awesome battle at the link below.

http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/news/nationalnews/pp_20090312_shark_killer/photo03.htm