Thursday, May 7, 2009

Manny Caught With a Different Type of Performance Enhancing Drugs


News Flash: One of the greatest hitters in the steroid generation of baseball has been caught with performance enhancing drugs. WAIT! Don't burn your Manny jerseys yet. It seems as though that Man-Ram was caught with Sexually Performance Enhancing Drugs . Unlike on the field, apparently Manny doesn't have control over his wood off of it. The drug he tested positive for both increases blood flow and testosterone which are one of the beneficial effects of regular PEDs. Heres to holding out hope that Manny's other stick's not juiced...or is, depending on what you're going for.

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